Einstein and Kashmiri
Einstein & a Kashmiri sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:"Let's play a game...I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question:What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Kashmiri doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now...It's the Kashmiri's turn...
He asks Einstein:What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...After an hour he gives Kashmiri $500...Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Kashmiri reaches his pocket and gives Einstein$5...
Einstein fainted.....
Well...so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Kashmiri reaches his pocket and gives Einstein$5...
Einstein fainted.....
Moral:You may be Einstein...But where money is concerned
don't take panga with A Kashmiri
