Sunday 24 May 2015

Top 10 Positive Breakup quotes

♡“‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”
—Alfred Lord Tennyson

♡“If you really love something set it free. If it comes back it’s yours, if not it wasn’t meant to be.”
—unknown

♡“You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.”
—unknown

♡“Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart do not know how to laugh either.”
—Golda Meir

♡“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”
—unknown

♡“Some people think that it’s holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it’s letting go.”
—unknown

♡“The loss of love is not nearly as painful as our resistance to accepting it is.”
—Tigress Luv

♡“I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me – I’m going to smile.”
—Lone Star

♡“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
—M. Kathleen Casey

♡“I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.”
—unknown

Expose 2 whatsapp funny song

The Expose 2
Dard Dilo Se Kam Ho Jate Agar Mai Aur Tum
Shadi Kar Lete.
Kitne Hasin Jindgi Ho Jata.
Mai Aur Tum Shadi Kar Lete
Tere Bina Na Aye Sukun Na Aye Chain Mujhe
Dur Wo Sare Muskil Ho Jate Mai Aur Tum Shadi
Kar Lete.
Shadi Adhura Dunia Adhuri Khavais Meri Kar Do
Na Puri.
Family Wale Bhi Yahi Chaye Ki Tera Mera Shadi
Ho Jaye
Har Muskil Asan Ho Jata Kyunki Mai Aur Tum
Shadi Kar Lete
Kitne Dino Se Mai Ye Soch Rha Tha Ki Mai Aur
Tum Shadi Kar Lete.
Baki Nahi Hai Time Par Dil Na Mne

10 famous Quotes By Indian Army Officers

Ten best Indian Army quotes: Must read. Really felt proud just by reading them.

☆“Either I will come back after hoisting the tricolor, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be back for sure.”
– Capt. Vikram Batra, PVC

☆“What is a lifetime adventure for you is a daily routine for us.”
– Ladakh Leh highway sign board

☆“If death strikes, before I prove my blood, I swear I’ll kill death.”
– Capt. Manoj Kumar Pandey PVC 1/11 Gorkha Rifles

☆“Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.”

☆“To find us, you must be good, to catch us you must be fast, but to beat us…………you must be kidding.”

☆“May God have mercy on our enemies, because we won’t.”

☆“We live by chance, we love by choice, we kill by profession.”
– Officers Training Academy,Chennai

☆“If a man says he’s not afraid of dying, he’s either lying, or he’s a Gorkha.”
– Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

☆“It is God’s duty to forgive the enemies, but it’s our duty to convene a meeting between the two.”

☆“I regret I have but one life to give for my country.” – Prem Ramchandani

Tuesday 19 May 2015

Top 10 Signs He’s in Love with You

Top 10 Signs He’s in Love with You

☆He gives you advice. Men show they care by
solving problems, even if you didn’t ask for
help.

☆His body is turned toward you, even if he’s
looking at someone else. If his chest is facing
you, he’s into you (even if he’s pretending not
to be).

☆He opens doors for you. Anything that shows
he’s on his best behavior means he’s willing to
go the extra mile to impress you.

☆He touches you when introducing you to his
friends. Sure, this body language is a throwback
to caveman times when he would display his
ownership of you, but now it’s a subconscious
sign he loves you–and he wants his friends to
know it.

☆He calls. Texting is modern, but an old-
fashioned phone call shows that he loves the
sound of your voice.

☆He cooks for you. Providing nourishment is one
of the most fundamental ways humans care for
one another. If he’s serving up homemade
linguini, he’s definitely in love.

☆He asks about your job. Shop talk can be
boring, but when he loves you, he wants to
understand what’s important to you.

☆He brings you flowers, or any other classic gift.
Men tend to get traditional when they want to
show their love. Embrace it.

☆He apologizes. It takes a real man to admit
he’s wrong, but when he’s in love, he’s
motivated to do it.

☆He loves your cats (or dogs, or tarantulas).
When he accepts your furry friends, you can be
sure he’s in it for the long haul.

Top 10 Ways to Say I Love You

Top 10 Ways to Say I Love You

♡Ever since the day you came into my life, I
knew you would be here until the end of time.

♡I believe that dreams can come true, because
mine did when I met you, my love. I will always
love you. I swear.

♡I could never say how much I like you, and just
how special you are to me. But I can say that
my world is all smiles whenever I am with you. I
love you a lot.

♡I will love you until the stars go out and the
tides no longer turn.

♡Maybe it’s too early to say I love you, but I
can’t keep it a secret. I’ve never felt this
perfectly happy, and I wanted you to know
that you’re the reason why.

♡No matter what I say and what I do, there is
not a single moment when I don’t think of you.
I really miss you.

♡I knew my feelings for you were real when I
spent more time thinking about you than
worrying about myself.

♡I’ll never ask you to change for me, because
you are perfect just the way you are.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.

♡Never leave me. I would be an empty flame
without you and my life would lose meaning.

♡I know God has someone special for me, and
there’s no need to search for him, for he has
found me, and I have found him. I have loved
you all my life!

Top 10 Sweet Love Quotes for your girlfriend

Top 10 Sweet Love Quotes for your girlfriend
♡I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind
blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the
water washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and forever
it will stay.

♡My love for you is a journey that starts at
forever and ends at never. I LOVE you.
♡The best things in life can never be kept;
They must be given away.
A Smile, a Kiss, and Love

♡If you are asking if I’d hurt you, the answer
is never.
If you are asking if i love u,the answer is
forever.
If you are asking if i want u,the answer is i
do.
If you are asking what i value most, the
answer is YOU
♡Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Robert Browning
♡A Cute Guy Can Open Up My Eyes, A Smart
Guy Can Open Up My Mind,
But Only A Sweet Guy Can Open My Heart.
♡I’d like to run away
From you,
But if you didn’t come
And find me …
I would die.
Shirley Bassey
♡If I could reach up and hold a star for
every time you’ve made me smile, the entire
evening sky would be in the palm of my
hand.
-Zubair war
♡When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just
you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my
future for the rest of my life…I love you!!!
♡We sat side by side in the morning light and
looked out at the future together.
Brian Andres

Top 10 Love quotes from famous books and movies

Top 10 Love quotes from famous books and movies
1."So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really
hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every
day, but I want to do that because I want you.
I want all of you, forever, you and me, every
day…" – Ryan Gosling, The Notebook

2."No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you
need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with
you. You should be kissed and often, and by
someone who knows how." – Gone with the Wind

3."My heart is, and always will be, yours." –
Sense and Sensibility

4."It was a million tiny little things that, when
you added them all up, they meant we were
supposed to be together… and I knew it." –
Tom Hanks, Sleepless In Seattle

5."Love means never having to say you’re
sorry." – Ali MacGraw, Love Story

6."The best love is the kind that awakens the
soul; that makes us reach for more, that
plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace
to our minds. That’s what I hope to give you
forever." – The Notebook

7."Hearts will never be practical until they are
made unbreakable." – Wizard of Oz

8."Your heart is free, have the courage to follow
it." – Braveheart

9."Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front
of a boy, asking him to love her." – Notting Hill

10."Life is messy. Love is messier." – Catch and
Release

Top 10 greatest text messages and sayings

1. You don’t marry someone you can live with.
You marry the person who you cannot live
without.
2. Women listen to music because they are in
love. Men listen to music because they want
to fall in love.
3. Some people don’t get any respect at all
because they are asking for the respect they
deserve.
4. There is no such a thing as ignorance, but
only degrees of wisdom.
5. Traffic. The spell that makes commuters
forget they are in love.
6. Love and stars are similar in one way. They
keep you looking up every night.
7. It’s better to lose your pride with someone
you love, rather than lose that someone with
your pride.
8. The greatest test of courage on earth is to
bear defeat without losing heart.
9. Women fall in love through their ears, and
men through their eyes.
10. Home is the only place where one does not
get homesick.

Top 10 funny whatsapp status

1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it
becomes infinity :p
2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise
it myself.
3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage
seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
6]I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if
tomorrow is last one.
8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…
Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill
gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9]People r like music some say the truth and
rest,just noise.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as
“ueue” in a “queue”.

Top 10 funny Facebook status

1. Laugh at your problems, everybody else
does.
2. Worrying works! 90% of the things I
worry about never happen.
3. I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I just wanted paychecks.
4. Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize
you’re wrong.
5. Never get into fights with ugly people,
they have nothing to lose.
6. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy,
how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m
still paying.”
7. Artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.
8. The longer the title the less important
the job.
9. Just remember…if the world didn’t
suck, we’d all fall off.
10. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same
night.

Best pickup lines ever

♡I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you
every step of the way.
♡If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
♡I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I
have yours?
♡Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some
nice buns!
♡There are people who say Disneyland is the
happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of
them have ever been in your arms.
♡Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem
Wright for me.
♡If God made anything more beautiful than you,
I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
♡Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your
eyes.
♡I don't have a library card, but do you mind if
I check you out?
♡Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you
kids.
♡I was feeling a little off today, but you
definitely turned me on.
♡Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny
feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I
should take you out.
♡I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't
forget a pretty face like that.
♡My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to
start a conversation with the most beautiful girl
in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their
money?
♡Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how
fine you look right now?
♡Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been
looking right all day.
♡I will stop loving you when an apple grows from
a mango tree on the 30th of February.
♡Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking
you.
♡Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because
when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
♡Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine
written all over you.
♡You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
♡Can I have directions? [To where?] To your
heart.
♡I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
♡I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran
into that wall over there. So I'm going to need
your name and number for insurance purposes.
♡Is there an airport nearby or is that just my
heart taking off?
♡I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at
your heart.
♡You're the only girl I love now... but in ten
years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you
'Mommy.'
♡Can I take your picture to prove to all my
friends that angels do exist?
♡I tried my best to not feel anything for you.
Guess what? I failed.
♡Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
♡Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be
falling in love with your smile.
♡My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I
think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
♡Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and
Batman. I'll be your man.
♡Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always
told me to follow my dreams.
♡Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a
little less, and smile a lot more.
♡For a moment I thought I had died and gone to
heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive,
and heaven has been brought to me.
♡You look so familiar… didn't we take a class
together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
♡Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all
night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes
with so much light in them.
♡Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
♡You're so beautiful that you made me forget my
pickup line.
♡You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with
perfection!
♡If I had a star for every time you brightened
my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty
as charged!
♡I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine
seems to have been stolen
♡I thought happiness started with an H. Why does
mine start with U?
♡If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
♡Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a
latte.
♡Are you a banana? Because I find you a-
peeling
♡Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green
eggs and... damn!
♡Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so
Dope!
♡Smoking is hazardous to your health... and
baby, you're killing me!
♡There isn't a word in the dictionary for how
good you look.
♡Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A
shoe without laces, a SentenceWithoutSpaces
♡Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look
like the dull glimmer of the moon.
♡Most people like to watch the Olympics, because
they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd
rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting
someone so special only happens once in a
lifetime.
♡Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see!
♡I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for
you.
♡There is something wrong with my cell phone. It
doesn't have your number in it.
♡Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be
what they call FINE PRINT!
♡Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the
goods.
♡You must be a hell of a thief because you stole
my heart from across the room.
♡Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the
most beautiful girl in the world!
♡You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm
afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my
air-conditioning bill.
♡Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY
JAW!
♡If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
♡Do you know what I did last night? I looked up
at the stars, and matched each one with a
reason why I love you.
♡Excuse me, I think you have something in your
eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

Top 10 pickup lines

1.Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
2.I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
3.Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
4.Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
5.Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
6.Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
7.Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8.Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material.
9.If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
10.I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Sunday 10 May 2015

Tera saath na choadunga

Ladka ladki ke fon par call krta hai
Boy- hello Jiya
Girl- bolo ji
Boy- i miss u baby
Girl - miss u to baby. aaj
subah se pta nhi
tumhari yad mujhe bhot
tadpa rhi hai I miss u.
Boy- kuch der chup hokar i
miss u 2 jiya
thoda ruk kar Jiya kya aap
abhi mere pass aa
skte ho.
Girl- ha mera bhi dil apse
milne ko krr rha
hai .
Boy- me hospital me hu . Plz
jaldi aana.
Girl- (ghabrate hue) kya hua
apko . Plz btao
abhi aur ro deti hai
Boy- jiya plz mat rona aap
bss mere pass aa
jaoo plz i miss u .
Ladki turant fon kat karcladke ke
pass phuchti hai
Ladka behosh hota hai hospital
me ladki ladke ke
papa se puchti hai
Girl- kya hua rahul ko uncle.
Ladke ke papa- beta aap rahul
ko jante ho.
Girl- ha me rahul ki best frnd
hu .
Ladke ke papa-(thoda sad
hokar halki awaz main
rahul ko blood cancer hai.....plz
jb rahul se milo to
mat btana ki use cancer hai usey
nhi pta iske bare
main
ye sunte hi use smjh nhi ata
ki ye koi bura spna
to nhi aur hai to ye uska sbse
bura spna hai Kash
ye spna hi ho
Kuch der bad ladke ko hosh aa
jata hai ladka apne
papa se puchta hai
Boy- papa koi milne aya hai
kya mujhse.
Papa- ha beta tumhari koi
Best frnd aayi hai
Boy - plz papa kya me usse
akele me kuch bat krr
skta hu .
Papa - me use bhejta hu.
(Ladke ke papa bahar chale
jate aur ladki ko bolte
hai beta rahul apko bula
rha hai. Ladki sunte hi
turant apna bag zameen par faink deti hai aur
ladke ke room ki tarf
daud jati hai. Room ke darwaxe
par pounch krr thoda
ruk jati hai aur apne aansu poch kr
room me ese jati hai
jese use kuch pta na ho
Girl- Rahul aap thik ho abhi .khi
pain to nhi ho rha
na. .
Boy- Jiya aap aa gye na bss
abb me thik hu .
Girl-Rona chahti hai par vo
ladke ke samne apne
apko smbhal krr beth jati hai
Ha aap jaldi thik
ho jaoge.
Boy- Muskra kar jiya kal fir
college ki piche vali
seat par bethenge aur ha aap
mujhe Zyada mat
dekhna kal only studyy okk.
Aap to Pagal ho hamesha khud
study nhi krte aurr na hi krne
dete ho.
Girl-aankho se ansu niklte hai par
khi ladka na dekh
le isliye apni chunni se poch deti hai
aur halki si muskan
ke sath
Ha Rahul kal aap studyy krr lena
nhi dekhungi aapko
okk
Boy- halki awaz se jiya
Girl- ha bolo
Boy-apne hameaha mera kitna khayal rkha hai na .
Girl -apne ansuu nhi rok pati aur
rone lagti hai
Boy- kya hua jiya main thik hu plz mat rona
jiya aap.
Girl- me nhi ro rhi bss aap ko
meri bhi umar lgg
jaye apko kuchh nee hone dungi....ansu pochte
huye
Boy- plz hug me jiya
Ladki ladke ka sir apni goed main
Rakh leti hai
Boy- jiya aaj apki goed mqin
sone ko ji chahta hai
Girl- ankho se ansu girate hue
plz aisa na bolo
Plz
Boy-bss thodi der so lene do
Jiya bhot skoonn mil
rha hai kya pta kbhi mouka mile na mile
Girl- so jao aap .
Boy- Jiya I will Always miss you.( or apni
ankhe band krr leta
hai
Kuch deir bad ladki ko
mahsoos ho jata hai ki uska
Rahul abb iss duniya main nahe
rha vo usey fir bhi nhi
chhodti hug karti rahti hai aur vo
bhi apni ankhe band
kar leti hai
Bohot deir ho jati hai toh ladke ke
papa room me jate
hai
Or dekhte hai ki unka pyara
beta rahul uski best frnd ki baho main
dam tod chuka tha. aur uss
ladki ki bhi saanse
tham chuki hoti hai dono ek
dusre ke sath
dam tood lete hai ...