Top 10 funny whatsapp status

1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it
becomes infinity :p
2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise
it myself.
3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage
seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
6]I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if
tomorrow is last one.
8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…
Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill
gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9]People r like music some say the truth and
rest,just noise.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as
“ueue” in a “queue”.