Whatsapp cool status 2016

● I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs

●I'm the dude with cool attitude

●Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.

●Silence is the best response to a fool.

●A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

●It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.

●I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

●My life my rules. _|_

●Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

●I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

●Time is precious waste it wisely.

●Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

●A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

●Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

●The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

●Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

●The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

●I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.

●Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

●Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

●Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..

●Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..

●Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...

●I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..

●I am Waiting for GF Message!

●There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

●I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

●Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!

●When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

●Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

●Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...

●Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...

●Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..

●Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

●I don't care what people think or say about me!..

●I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

●There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

●Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!

●Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!

●Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

●Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!

●If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

●I'm cool but Summer made me hot!

●Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

●Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!

●Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

●Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

●I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

●Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

●Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !

●I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...

●Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!

●I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

●WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

●In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...

●I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..

●People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

●I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.

●There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

●Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...

●'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...

●Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

●Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

●Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...

●Life is journey. I am traveler.

●Life must go on :-)

●Never too busy to be happy :-)

●Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

●A smile suits every kind of clothes

●I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

●How come wrong numbers are never busy?

●Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

●The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children

●Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

●DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.

●Always trying to cool my self.

●Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

●My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day

●Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥

●Keep calm and enjoy life.

●People with status don't need status...

●never give people permission to disrespect you....

●life is simple if we are simple....

●Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.

●Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

●They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.

It's cool that you know all the lines to the ●movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

●*Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

●I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)

●Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

●Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.

●Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cooltoo.

●"FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's coolwhen you break in.

●Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

●Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."

●"Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

●Doing the moonwalk is the only way to lookcool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

●You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

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